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Danielle’s Top Five: How to survive a blizzard

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Danielle’s Top Five: How to survive a blizzard

Danielle Livingston, Executive Editor

  1. Go everywhere fast

Everyone knows the best option is to go fast in a blizzard. That way you can avoid it better, hopefully. Best to run to class.

  1. Build a fire for warmth

Oh, wait. We can’t even have candles. Never mind.

  1. Go outside without a coat

Mind over matter. If you believe you’re on a beach in Florida, you’ll feel those hot beach waves. Who needs a coat in Florida?

  1. Go to class

Because who needs a snow day?

  1. Or never leave your bed

Because the best option is to always avoid all responsibility.

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