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Danielle’s Top Five: How to find a date for Valentine’s Day

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Danielle’s Top Five: How to find a date for Valentine’s Day

Danielle Livingston, Executive Editor

  1. Become your own cupid

Wear a diaper and throw arrows at people you want to fall in love with you.

  1. Fido

I’m sure you won’t get any weird looks for bringing your dressed-up pup to Applebee’s to get half-priced appetizers.

  1. Get back with your ex

Just kidding. Don’t do that.

  1. Netflix

Netflix counts as a date right? Who needs a real-life date when you could spend a night with Bob Belcher?

  1. Explore

Walk around your favorite restaurant and look for people sitting alone. Join them. When they ask you to leave, it is really them asking you to stay. Bam. You’re in a relationship. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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