1. Get big chunky glasses
Better to see all your cool stuff with.

2. Firmly believe you did everything first
You probably coined the term ‘hipster.’

3. Be hip
You probably just cringed at ‘be hip.’

4. Always be sipping coffee
Coffee is to hipsters as cats are to evil villains.

5. Eat your oatmeal hot
Because you do everything before it’s cool.