Danielle’s Top 5: How to be interesting
November 5, 2015
- Have a quirk
Having something unique about you will set you apart. Try squirting milk out of your tear ducts (that one will get you the ladies). Or possibly hold the record for number of sneezes in a row. Find something that makes you really stand apart.
- Change your name
Daffodil, Finn, Veci, Gwendolyn, Callough, Navvi, or George are much cooler names than you have now. Admit it.
- Gather as much knowledge you can about the people you want to meet
Nothing better than knowing every intimate detail of someone’s life before you ever meet. That way you don’t have to ask how they take their coffee. You just know.
- Be rich
Let’s be real. Most people would do anything for money.
- Make up stories
Tell people your uncle is Bill Murray. Or that you hugged a tiger when you were five. Or you’re that neat lady who writes the Top 5 lists.
Oxbo • Nov 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm
Hmm. Be rich. Got it.