Danielle’s Top Five: How to survive a blizzard
February 4, 2016
- Go everywhere fast
Everyone knows the best option is to go fast in a blizzard. That way you can avoid it better, hopefully. Best to run to class.
- Build a fire for warmth
Oh, wait. We can’t even have candles. Never mind.
- Go outside without a coat
Mind over matter. If you believe you’re on a beach in Florida, you’ll feel those hot beach waves. Who needs a coat in Florida?
- Go to class
Because who needs a snow day?
- Or never leave your bed
Because the best option is to always avoid all responsibility.