1. Drink coffee

Because drinking a vodka cranberry in class is frowned upon.

2. Own a Netflix account

So you can watch seven hours of Parks and Rec when you should have been writing that paper. This one’s for you Lil’ Sebastian.

3. Get good grades, stay in school, and graduate

Because sometimes we forget why we are here.

4. Make the most out of these years as you can

Be involved and remember to have some fun (but don’t get in trouble). You hear me young lady/man?

5. Be nice to EVERYONE

You never know when your connections will help you. Also, it’s hard to get through life when you’re a little snot. Grow up and act like the adult you are. Welcome to college.