Danielle’s Top Five: How to keep your room clean
October 7, 2015
1. Have nothing
Simply have nothing in your room. Maybe keep it in a friend’s place. Tada, you do not have to even worry about cleaning.
2. Ignore it
If you don’t pay attention to the filth, it will go away. Right?
3. Check out Google Play Store
There has to be an app for that.
4. Become a Disney princess
Then you can force all the woodland creatures to clean those dirty socks for you.
5. Put a newspaper over it
If you can’t see it, that means it’s not there.