The problem with the United States today comes from the freedoms we, as ordinary people, receive. Back in the good old days, there was a natural order of things. The government didn’t put up with any of this tomfoolery of “representation.” The King knew what was best, and that was that. Obviously, being a descendant of the ruling line, he knew what was best for us all.  Everyone knows the King was chosen by God himself to rule us. Heck, the Egyptians believed the King was a deity.

Equality is overrated. Those who work hard should be rewarded? Poppycock! Those who are loyal to the King should be the ones to collect. Isn’t the point of life to win all the popularity contests? Isn’t the wise choice to do what is best for you and not for others?

What is this nonsense about electing a president? The people get to decide? Half of the people out there are infidels who don’t deserve to have their opinions heard. Why should we listen to them? Only the rich families should get to vote if we must “elect” someone. I say we just keep the one family in the White House. We saw how well this country ran under the Bush family. Shouldn’t that be how it always is?

Another drawback of this backwards country is the freedom of the press. How dare anybody question our leader – he is always right! Yet these putrid journals of garbage that we call newspapers print everything under the sun about our leader. It’s just plain pitiful.

I long for the days of great England when the German Hanover Kings ruled with an iron fist and white male supremacy was abound. Obviously, we all know if someone has to lead, they better be Caucasian, and they better be a man. To even think our country is willing to allow African-Americans or women to run for president is a joke! It’s a dark day when an African-American leads the free world.

I ask you, reader, to join me in my fight to renew the monarchy. End free speech and basic rights. Sell yourself back into the oppression under the crown. It’s your natural place in life.