1. Consume candy No. Inhale it. Forget the cute trick or treaters and stuff your face full of those snickers like you know you will. 2. Embrace your inner slut By wearing the most fashionable of...

1. Get big chunky glasses Better to see all your cool stuff with. 2. Firmly believe you did everything first You probably coined the term ‘hipster.’ 3. Be hip You probably just cringed at...